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Do you
feel a
draft?
Well,
I'm
Caterina
Catenary,
and
draft is
what I'm
all
about!
I'm an
updraft
kiln.
Just
look at
my skirt
and you
can see
I
generate
a lot of
heat at
my
bottom!
I'm just
the
right
size,
too 12
cubic
feet!
That's
because
my frame
is made
of half
as many
insulating
brick as
other
gas
kilns of
the same
size.
You see,
I'm
wrapped
in a
cozy
ceramic
fiber
blanket
and boy,
does
that
make a
difference
in the
time and
labor it
takes to
put me
together.
I use
half as
many
bricks
as
normally
required!
More
important,
my
blanket
allows
me to
fire up
right
past
cone 10
at 2300
degrees
and
beyond!

I can
also go
into a
smoke
funk,
which
will
make a
copper
glaze
change
to yummy
reds
without
losing
my heat
rise.
That's
because
I have
two
stacks
which
allow me
to be
controlled
with
dampers,
from
front to
rear. My
entire
chamber
guides
flames
to pass
right
through
me and
out my
stacks.
Each
stack
has a
damper
that
allows
you to
really
control
how I'm
smokin'!
Now I'm
going to
tell you
about my
curves.
Would
you
guess
that I
don't
need any
buttresses,
steel
framing,
or tie
rod
supports
of any
kind?
That's
because
of my
family
roots.
Catenary.
You can
find my
name in
several
of the
world's
greatest
books;
Webster's
Dictionary,
for one.
May I
quote? "Catenary
: The
curve
formed
by a
perfectly
flexible,
uniformly
dense
and
thick,
in
extendable
cable
suspended
from two
fixed
points."
My great
ancestor
was
Galileo!
He gave
birth to
the
first
catenary
when he
was hit
on the
head by
a
falling
apple
and
cried,
"Eureka!
It must
be
gravity!"
Get
this! My
curve
will
thrust
all my
weight,
from
keystone
crown to
base,
without
and
additional
metal
supports.
When I
get a
hot
flash,
and
flames
are
flying
beneath
my
lowest
shelves,
they go
up my
inner
walls,
by-pass
my flue
openings
on the
first
turn,
and
swirl
back
down
through
all the
ware
inside
me.
That's
when I
blow my
stacks!
Yahoo!
So,
that's
it!
that's
the
story of
how I'll
go up in
flames
for you.
And
don't
forget,
I'm
totally
self
supporting!
-Caterina
Catenary
CATENARY KILN
$23.00
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